Definitions by maddieb543
Granola Girl
A totally obnoxious type of girl who’s only personality trait is being a vegan hippie. Would be seen in a mismatched outfit with messy hair and no makeup. Their natural habitat is Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods and likes to take hikes.
Granola Girl by maddieb543 January 18, 2020
Unibrow
A person who is a total mess, but 2x the mess. Never knows how to act and is completely goofy and out of the system. Usually a slob and needs to check themselves before they reck themselves.
Unibrow by maddieb543 January 18, 2020