goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.

Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.

by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008

Goose Drive

When the person in the passenger seat steers the car with both hands while the driver accelerates.

Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.

by Cow_Fluid December 9, 2021

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

Goose guts

Thick, chunky splooge resulting from several days to a week of not ejaculating.

Gina was surprised when I coated her face with goose guts.

Johnnys girlfriend just got off her period, so she will be getting the goose guts tonight.

Loosing a stream of goose guts feels great!

by The Sloan Ranger May 16, 2017

Goose Bulbs

When you light up a Christmas tree when something that a 1Dfan has done that is very bad

She’s done something so bad it gave me goose bulbs

by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

by Don Menna March 7, 2017

good goose

A woman who gets all the men. A good goose gets the gander.

She's a good goose. She gives good beak.

by Kylo12 June 6, 2016