A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.
"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
by Handle This July 13, 2014
Get the goose excusemug. Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants
As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
by Don Menna March 7, 2017
Get the Goose Buttermug. by gooser94 January 11, 2014
Get the groping the goosemug. by Kylo12 June 6, 2016
Get the good goosemug. To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.
"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."
by nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004
Get the Fly The Goosemug. by shutupsillygooseb March 22, 2021
Get the Silly goosemug. by by a directioner :) September 30, 2020
Get the Goose Bulbsmug.