gooftard

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...

by James Robertson March 31, 2003

goon

A tough hired by a company to intimidate union members or strikers; a member of a "goon squad" or private corporately paid guards.

Also any hired thug used for purposes of intimidation.

"You had better stop making trouble or I'll send my goons after you.

by Blue Pilgrim February 7, 2004

goonab

when one boob is bigger than the other

that chick is freakin goonab

by hellomoto May 5, 2004

Goon Crown

When the box of a used cheap cask wine is put over ones head to signify that they are the King of the Goon.

Bazza: Checkout Maisy, he's wearing the goon crown, he must have finished the coolabah.

by BillySmokin March 4, 2009

goonball [goon] [goons]

A sport popular with one particular year group at priory school in lewes. Whereby a group of goung lads steal the football belonging to some goons and run, keeping hold of it for as long as possible.

note: the term goon is loosely applied and could refer to goons, year 10s, year 9s, or anyone with a football. The game can also be ended by kicking the football into ham lane.

We really merked those goons in that game of goonball goon goons earlier! STEVE would have been rightly proud of us.

by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009

Goon Dungeon

Similar to a wine cellar except shelved with casks of the cheapest, vilest of wines. A lot danker and darker than a vintage wine cellar. A dungeon worker is an alcoholic version of golem who walks up and down cracked stone stairs by torch light delivering the finest (not expired) goon sacks in Australia.

Honey don't go down there! very few have returned from the goon dungeon.

by Mr. G.F.Lexia July 20, 2010

GioOnTop

Oh my gosh, GioOnTop is so good at arsenal! Shut up alma

Oh my gosh, GioOnTop is so good at arsenal! Shut up alma

by Giovanni123438381 October 4, 2021