hey dont let that dog lick you matt, for it has licked its gooch. Now, you have gooch breath. Well done!
by theonetheycallstu November 21, 2006
the wrinkly worthless skin between the ass and the ball sack that when a man does not take proper care of his manly hygene gets gooch cheese. When the man has sexual relations with a woman that also does not take proper care of her feminine hygene and her pubic hairs get rubbed off during sex. The hairs then get stuck in the mans gooch cheese and he now has a harry gooch.
by Jenjenk84 June 12, 2008
The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.
Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.
What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.
What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.
Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.
What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.
What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.
Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”
by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 05, 2019
Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.
Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.
by Gary Van Goochenstein June 07, 2018
by jlee6 March 02, 2010
Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha
by Carltrain July 14, 2018
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