gooblatic (goob-lah-tik): A kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball who on occasion, without warning or provocation, becomes batshit crazy. He’s still that kind-hearted “goob” but now inexplicably prone to fits of open weeping and wild mood changes between “happy/carefree goober” and “crushingly sad/psychotic goober. A gooblatic can sometimes be mistaken for a “princess” exhibiting stereo-typical, dramatic behavior; however a gooblatic requires much more gin to ease the symptoms.
“After getting “bad news” from his boyfriend, Oliver became a gooblatic, weeping openly and claiming he couldn’t breath."
by Uptown guy October 11, 2017
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I abandoned my pursuit of a career in economics in favor of majoring in goobology to become a registered goobologist.
by Fat Boi Roi July 5, 2018
Get the Goobology mug.A Goobenhawk is a young lad who has a mommy fetish and will never leave the nest as long as you have WiFi and a game console. stays in his underwear and has a diarrhea of the mouth.
by Dangen123$ November 23, 2018
Get the goobenhawk mug.I never see Katie eat anything so how can she be so fat, it must be all the goobers she gobbles right before bed, she must be a goobergoblin
by DR.S Moostie June 22, 2019
Get the Goobergoblin mug.Weird, my own language, if you found this, you are koool. Goobedy baba is a word that I made in me and my best friend’s language called katooki language. This language is for weirdos and funny people. So, goobedybaba means a scientific coincidence that involves a ton of equations and experiments explaining why the earth is round and when the world will truly have its last breath of life before the thermal heat from the sun’s UV rays cause it to explode and all of he other planets with it. Soon, there will be a new life source on the no longer called planet Pluto that ignorant scientist decided that they would judge before they see the beauty on the planet and completely disclude it. But soon, there will be a life source on Pluto, and it shall be named the Goobedybabas.
Person: hey, how was your day
Me: goobedybaba
Person:uh, what do u think will happen with the test tomorrow
Me:goobedybaba
Person:ok.... (runs)
Me: goobedybaba
Person:uh, what do u think will happen with the test tomorrow
Me:goobedybaba
Person:ok.... (runs)
by Goobedybaba believer July 7, 2019
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Get the Goobed mug.Person 1: Why is that guy dancing in class?
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.
Person 2: He’s just being goofy.
Person 1: Bro is gooberous.
by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023
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