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goatery

A word meaning multiple goatish things done in a short time span
Wesley and Josh we’re playing brawl stars and there was a lot of goatery going on
by west lee November 7, 2019
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Goatpenis

Goatpenis is an extreme metal band from Blumenau, Santa Catarina, Brazil. Officialy founded in 1991. The band's musical style is considered as a form of blackened death metal. With its terrorwave aesthetics, heavy duty musicianship, lyrical themes revolving around themes of death, violence, genocide, warfare, destruction, apocalypse, and anti-humanity, this awkwardly-named band can be considered as one of the notable pioneer of niche (micro)genre known as war metal.

Members lineup:
- Sabbaoth (the frontman, vocals, guitars, basses)
- Virrugus Apocalli (guitars, 2004-present)
- MGM.666 (drums, 2016-present)
- Necro Abhorrence (guitars, (2019-present)

Goatpenis was originally founded under the name of SUPPURATED FETUS during 1989 to 1991, but the former name remained in use by Sabbaoth's later side project on noise/power electronics music project that started since late 2010s.
I used to think that Goatpenis as a pornogrind band. Don't judge by their bizzare name cause they do make badass music.
by KisaragiHina313 December 6, 2020
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Goatsledge

The story of Goatsledge begins in the 1800s. Billiam Goetslege, a struggling farmer, lived in the modern day West Virginia. The season was extremely tough and didn't provide enough food for the upcoming winter. Billy decided to make a deal with the Devil asking for enough food for the winter and in return Billy would give up his soul.

When Billy snapped back into reality, he noticed his family was dead. The Devil made sure there was enough food for Billy for the winter. Billy realizing what has occurred decided to commit self-immolation. As he burned, Billy noticed he could not die. The Devil appeared before him. The Devil reminded Billy that he owned his soul. Billy slowly felt his body begin to morph. He had a goat’s head with a man’s body. The Devil gifted Billy a sledgehammer. Thus the birth of the entity known as Goatsledge.

GS became the Devil’s repo man. When there was a soul the Devil needed, GS collected. Whenever any form of intense forms of violence or chaos occur, GS was there.

GS is often pictured in heavy metal culture. Most bands usually have some form of goat as a logo or as album art. GS is often confused with Baphomet, but it is in fact GS.

Followers of GS are known as The Kvlt of Sledge. According to its leader, when GS appears the temperature becomes a confusing state. It is a feeling of being too hot but too cold all at the same time. Also you hear whispers of “Obey the Sledge” and “Live By the Goat, Die By the Sledge.”
Obey the Sledge. Live By the Goat, Die By the Sledge. Goatsledge will collect your soul.
by lokiclutchbruh October 8, 2021
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Goat3ee

A person who addicted to elf bars has cold drip and decent drill taste
Bad man like Goat3ee
by Brtankz940 November 22, 2021
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Goitseona

Goitseona is very loyal and will always be there to cheer you up and to laugh with you. She deserves happiness and love and everything in life. If you know Goitseona be grateful that shes by your side. Goitseona is an all around amazing and beautiful person and everyone needs a friend like Goitseona.
Goitseona is a blessing . Period!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Goated Anime

This is a great way to tell someone that u like or watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventures
"What are you watching?", "goated anime", "Oh I love Jojo's"
by Giornosolos January 11, 2022
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goate

when she has bigger balls than you
Bane fucked the Goate of Wallstreet to show him that she was the boss.
by Claytun on Radio One January 2, 2022
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