Global Architect

The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.

Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.

by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

Global-local

A student that is simultaneously in 2 relationships. Usually one is a long distance relationship (global) and the other is the current one at the educational institute (local).

Rahul is in a global-local relationship.

by PeruBalboa November 23, 2023

global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Global gossips

A group of obsessed men who want to be Internet Dolls. They can’t spell and are so desperate to be cool. Nobody knows them.

We’re like global gossips, we need to fix that.

by KJJJJJJJ October 9, 2021

globals

testicles

During the fight he got kicked in his globals.

by slydovehand June 17, 2024

Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.

Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."

by WordsWise July 10, 2024

Globally Ghetto

A boy of girl that made it out of the Ghetto without forgetting the people and the traits of where he/she come from.

“I can’t belief how Tasha moved to a rich neighbourhood, I bet she has changed into a rich bitch”. “Nah I don’t think so, she called me yesterday to crack some jokes and asked if I needed something. She will never forget where she’s from, she is Globally Ghetto”.

by Globally Ghetto February 2, 2018