Indian Gift-Getter 

Someone that accepts a gift only to return it a moment later, with little appreciation or thought in the matter.

Your friend asks for something, you give it, they hate it and immediately return it. i.e. an "Indian Gift-Getter"

Indian Gift-Getter by mholl7925 May 7, 2013

wizards gift 

When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss

"Someone has left a wizards gift in the toilet."

wizards gift by Jeynox April 13, 2018

"EG" experiential gift 

To give someone an "experience" as a gift like a hot stone massage, hot air balloon ride, sharkdiving coined by EMR.

Giving "EG" experiential gift it so cool -- my friend gave me tandem hang gliding for my birthday and it rocked.

"EG" experiential gift by Adele Cehrs November 6, 2007

god's gift 

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

god's gift by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

re-gift 

To keep a collection of gifts you have received in order to send or gift them to someone else.

Mommy, it's my friend Jonny's birthday next week.
That's great honey, go to the re-gift closet and pick something out.

re-gift by LocoPingvin January 23, 2007

God's Gift to Men

God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.

Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.

She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.

He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.

God's Gift to Men by Sagealicious September 11, 2016

sacred gift 

A large set of breasts.

"(My breasts) only get in the way."
"How can you say that? Those are a sacred gift!"

sacred gift by J Are August 29, 2009