gerken

meeen woman-who can get louder with every word she says. ugly gray-hair. saggy boobs. also called the gerken-nader.

(girl 1) hey how was 6th period?
(girl 2) omg the gerken-nader freakin pissed herself off....

by kori. April 5, 2008

gerk

the girls of middle school in MD

geek+nerd+dork

omg that guy is such a gerk. he hangs out with his caluclator.

by hawwt shortiee May 13, 2005

Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.

Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."

by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020

gerk

A person who suffers from an eating disorder and farts alot.

People stereotype runway models to be gerks.

by Erin McG. May 1, 2007

Gerk

inventor of the word pwn, actually created by a typographical error on the DDRFreak Forums. it has turned into a widely used term all across the vast internet.

that guy gerk, he uses "pwned" too much.

by Inzuma January 5, 2004

Gerk

One of Resuri-chan's three older brothers.

See Also: Jin & Kiyoshi

I didn't know that Gerk had a younger sisiter that looked nothing like him.

by Pyro January 7, 2004

Nuking The Gecko

When someone does something horrible to a total stranger

Stemming from recent home invasions when two teenagers broke into several homes and ransacked the homes as well as deficating everywhere, and putting one homeowners pet gecko in the microwave and cooked him to death. Hence the name "Nuking The Gecko"

by o.t. guy December 10, 2010