Glunch

To “borrow” an item from someone or something

“Bro where did you get all that food??”

“I glunched it from Marianos”

by JonklersBiggestFan February 18, 2025

gunching

enagaging in the based activities of a zo clan

No gunching in the chat.

by gunchpoop May 16, 2025

Glunchy

For when something just feels oddly squishy

eating a sweet-potato is so finna glunchy bro

by Lunux June 23, 2025

Graunchy

graunchy adj. /ˈɡrɔ n.tʃi/

Onomatopoeic. Describing a harsh, gravelly, crunching sound or sensation, especially one that evokes discomfort or friction, like bone grinding against bone or walking on loose gravel.

Often used to describe mechanical or bodily movements that produce an unpleasant grinding noise or feeling.

"As he crouched down, his knees made a graunchy sound that echoed like gravel being crushed underfoot”

by Don Touch October 18, 2025

Gunchstradamas

A Gunchstradamas is someone who has the physical appearance of nostradamas while also being a gunch (a fat worthless piece of fucking shit)

My friend max is a complete Gunchstradamas

by Phineatsbuttpoop December 8, 2025

Floppy Gunch

a name for a vagina that has been fisted and does not please anyone becuase it is so large
also a fat womans vagina

Joe: Hey man check out that babe over there.
Matt: No man, that chicks got a floppy gunch

by urbanhelperman April 15, 2011

Slobbering Ganch

A totally revolting person who talks rubbish and needs to be derided.

That parking attendant is a slobbering ganch

by funtime frankie June 22, 2011