Frozen Garden Snake

When a girl shits a giant turd in a bag.Puts it in the freezer,then takes the frozen hard turd out and uses the turd as a dilldo.

My x girlfriend is so lonely that she uses a frozen garden snake every night.

by Tyler Hall February 20, 2009

madison square garden

Where the New York Rangers live.

I want to live their to!

by joe c December 13, 2004

In the Garden of Eden

Musical satire of Iron Butterfly's Ina Gadda da Vida. The sheet music to this "hymn" was passed at by Bart Simpson and Millhouse prior to church commencement. The church attendees were led to believe that "In the Garden of Eden" was an actual hymn and sing the entire full length, 17 minute version.

The organist at Bart's church nearly dies while playing the organ solo during "In the Garden of Eden".

by Nadmenny September 11, 2006

Garden Grove

noun: a city in orange county, california. nothing exciting goes on in garden grove, and life in it is dull. for some reason, asians find the city very attractive and have unfortunately over-populated it. sublime's song 'garden grove' on their self-titled LP is about the same city.

"we took this trip to garden grove."

chris: "ugh, it smells like fried cat and wasabi squash."
taylor: "we must be in garden grove."

by the storm drains May 16, 2009

Olive Garden

American food for an Ameircan resturant.

Dumbfuck: I'm feelin' sophisticated tonight, lets get some Italian.
Other Guy: All right, we'll go to Magiano's.
Dumbfuck: Actually I was thinking we'd go to Olive Garden.
Other Guy: ...

by Taintfuck September 26, 2004

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Stateway Gardens

Housing Projects on the south side of Chicago. Its the hood.

1.All the windows are boarded up at stateway gardens

2. Dont go into Stateway or you'll get your ass shot.

by Gganster31 March 28, 2005