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Grandmas Ass Cheeks

Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!
Black Man A: Yo, what you do last night?
Black Man B: I got some of dat grandmas ass cheeks!
by The_Nigga_JB December 11, 2012
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Grandma Joe

An old aged tek raver whom takes a random assortment of narcotics, including internet research chemicals. Grandma is a inspiration to us all.
"Grandma Joe loves TEK"
"Grandma Joe loves DRUGS"
by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015
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grandma's fuck cheese

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.
"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"
by SexEd.com July 7, 2008
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grandmas furburger

An older ladies vagina otherwise known as furburger, because of its floppy being
Grandpa drilled her in the grandmas furburger.
by CatsRock4235 March 11, 2016
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Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.
Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.
by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018
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grandmammy

Grandma what would you do if I called you “grandmammy”
by Theee kinggg June 26, 2021
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grandma-tastic!

Something, usually clothing or an accessory, that, although typically worn or used by your grandma - or any other older person - it is also heavily glamorous, fabulous, or -tasic! An example would be a very sparkly handbag or shoes, or a polyester blouse, pants or dress with a wild print, specifically from the 60's or 70's, that is both horrendously tacky yet fabulous.
"Those shoes are soooo Grandma-tastic!"
by miss66 January 12, 2008
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