Geese

Monsters that deserve to die. Don't mistake them for ducks or swans. They can attacc not protecc and they may bite your bacc. They are dangerous and should be avoided/killed at all costs.

Family has a nice day at Park
Geese arrive
Family - Oh no! We're doomed!

5 minutes later

Family murdered blood all over with bloody footprints of some evil birds.

by LizardWizard801 March 2, 2020

geesht

Commonly used in the Mormon community as a replacement word for "fuck."

Hank, did you geesht after your date last night?

by Lil.Pooks October 1, 2020

Geeseism

The belief that one day geese will overthrow man and become superior.

Geeseism will be quite a day

by 9 14 4 1 November 5, 2020

Geese

A group of loose, untidy and or unattractive women.

As we pulled up to the party we noticed some geese standing outside waiting to get in.

by Golden_Wizard February 2, 2021

geeshan

someone who is irrelevant and always misses

shush geeshan u miss daily u irrelevant kid

by _.astatard February 23, 2021

geessize

Geessize is so sexy and has the biggest dick ever. He is the best 2k player and will take your ankles and then dunk on you so hard you’ll fall and wish you were home. All the hot babe love geessize and his luscious curls.

“ Look at geessize’s curls he’s so sexy”
“ I know right look at his big dick i can see it through his pants “

by Geessize May 4, 2021

Geese Uh?

When a flock of geese block out the sun and your only remark is :Geese Uh?

Friend 1: Yo what is that blackness in the sky.

Friend 2: Geese uh?

by lordofgrandfathers May 11, 2021