Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022

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Glock pistol

Child soldiers killer more prolific and dangerous than a AK 47

I don't want another Glock pistol pointed at my head.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

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glock sucker

When you are suckered in to thinkIng Glock is the only good pistol .

Everyone else has their Walthers but Mike still carries his Glock . I know a Glock sucker when I see one

by Biggest poppa October 4, 2021

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Glocks on socks

1. When you carry your Glock at an ankle-high position

2. The semen in your sock after beating meat

1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."

Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks

2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"

by Poepsla October 14, 2021

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