whore glasses

similar to beer goggles, when a man is only capable of seeing women as whores.

guy 1 "dude all these chicks are sluts since Britney cheated on me."
guy 2 "man you got a bad case of whore glasses."

by Candice fourthback September 4, 2013

groucho glasses

Making sure your victim has a large mustache; strategically place your balls over his eyes while resting your penis on his nose. Don't forget a cigar!

It's hard to recognize him because he's wearing my man parts as Groucho glasses!

Pass out at Wayne-O's house and you will wear Groucho glasses!

by Muckleash November 23, 2014

Cocktail Glasses

Like beer goggles or cider visor but for a more mature woman

Gail was chatting up anything with a pulse, she really need to take her cocktail glasses off

by Was there anything else? August 23, 2016

boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

eye glasses

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses

Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney

by Mikev646 March 24, 2017

W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t

Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES

by This Username is mine September 5, 2017

3D GLASSES

A new way for Hollywood to shit on movie viewers ...

Shit, I can't see it's all blurry! It's those @#$%@#$@#$ 3D glasses again!

by Blinkless April 19, 2018