gifuckingargantinormous

Gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous: (jI'-fuk-ing-gar-gant'-i-nor'-mus) adj.
Definition: Exceedingly large; large beyond all human reasoning.
Related Words: gihugic, ginormous
Also: gi-fuck-in-gar-gant-in-or-mous-ly (-ly)
Synonyms: None. The word denotes incomparable hugeness.

A combination of ginormous (gigantic + enormous), gargantuan, and the superlative fucking.

Holy Mary, Mother of God! That guy is gifuckingargantinormous!

by N D July 16, 2011

Giff snorkel

An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.

Holy crap. I just saw my next door neighbour in the pool with a giff snorkel. It was pretty small.

by Great snot 87 May 8, 2016

gifflar

Little cinnamon rolls from Pågen (Swedish company). Comes in bags of around 10.
Comes in Cinnamon, Vanilla, Chocolate and Gingerbread flavor.

Often seen in Scandinavian stores.

Very difficult to bake.

"Do you want me to buy you a bag of Gifflar from the store?"

"I really need some Gifflar right now"

by shittydane May 21, 2017

Hobo gifting

The art of stealing your freinds shit to give it to a hobo

"Joe you done with that drink? No cool here you go hobo" hobo gifting

by The3amigos September 23, 2016

vertical gifted

Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.

All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.

*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*

Sam: I hate being short sometimes

Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.

Sam: … stfu

by Finn Gerbangh December 14, 2021

Trojan Indian Gift

The act of giving a condom to your friend as a gift and then using the same condom to have sex with his or her roommate the same night.

The condom can also be substituted with alcohol or any other tangible item but must be used without the person the gift was bought for and used the same night the gift was given.

Girl 1: Happy birthday! (hands Boy 1 a condom)
Boy 1: Haha. Thanks. Always need these right.

4 hours later

Boy 1: Hey Roommate 1. Have you seen that condom Girl 1 gave me tonight?
Roommate 1: Oh, you mean the one you got for your birthday?
Boy 1: Yeah
Roommate 1: Oh...(rubbing back of head)...yeah...I definitely used that tonight when I was having sex with Girl 1.
Boy 1: (Blank stare) Talk about a Trojan Indian Gift.

by One For The Angels March 2, 2011

gift from god

Girls, girlfriends, and anything female from birth.

Eve was a gift from God to Adam.

by Gerhard D. May 16, 2006