farker

a person who owns everyone at something awful

a person who gets his/her rocks off by farking other websites

a person who looks up to the big nutted squirrel

that farker just kicked his ass

by some TFer February 29, 2004

fark

A fart that sounds like a bark.

by Evelyn April 12, 2003

Fark

People who use their phones more than doing something useful are known as Farks. Farks are so common these days whereas they use the phones for nearly every purposes.

Grandma: Leeban, stop using the phone and eat the shit I made for you?

Leeban: No thanks Hag! *Uses the phone*
Grandma: Stop being a Fark, you adopted Scum!

by Leeban October 3, 2018

Fark Hark

Random words said by someone who doesn't know what to say.

AARRRUGH! Fark Hark!

by Jet Wildarm February 5, 2005

farkleberry

When one finds bits of fecal matter debree wedged inside of the anal crevis.

When you use the bathroom and wipe and you feel something pulling on your anul hair you get in for a close examination and realize you have a farkleberry.

by Just another interested subscriber December 3, 2006

fark

Call of the Australian crow.

Cows moo, pigs oink, cats meow and dogs bark.
Magpies warble, turkeys gobble, ducks quack and crows fark.

by Francis Blunt June 19, 2006

fark

the burned skin on barbecued chicken

"That chicken is burned."

"No!! The fark is the best part!!"

by mama of kcd's July 3, 2012