Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015

wumpa fruit

Its that druzit from Crash

How many wumpa fruits do you have

by Weirdassleg October 24, 2018

Fruit tingle

Having your arse eaten in Australia.

There's no fucking way I'm giving that fat mole a fruit tingle

by Downunderplunder September 6, 2018

Fruit Loops

The act of eating breakfast cereal out of another person's anus

Hey hazel! I fancy some cereal, sure thing Chris I have my speculum handy, you grab the fruit loops and I'll bend over.

Ooh Chris that milks so cold in my gaping anus I hope you bought your spoon!!

by Bandit657462 June 9, 2018

frosty fruit

A word used to say someone is a prostitute.

Look over there, that’s the local frosty fruit!

by Doggy9302😘 March 28, 2019

Fruit fairy

Someone who a majority of their diet is made up of fruit.

“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”

by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019

sex fruit

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

by weirdgoo September 14, 2019