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Best guy friend

A best guy friend is the best to have, cause (no offense girls) there is less drama, if you do something stupid then they forget about it and move on, and you can tell them everything and they wont tell, when some of the other girls get on my nerves and i need to tell l someone something, he will always be there for you, and he's always up for a new inside joke! And if you hang with him a lot and people are convinced you are dating, my advice: IGNOR THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THOSE THINGS! They are jealous of you, cause they aren't close to people they only have enemies, if they do have friends then i bet they don't deserve them.
Snobby Girl:"You guys are going out!"
you:"No we are not he's my best guy friend, so lay off!"
by Miss. Mystery May 28, 2014
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Satisfactory Friend

A friend or friends, that just make the cut. Time spent with such friends is usually considered mearly reasonable.
Ah, this is great times. Passion pop, burn-outs... and satisfactory friends.
by Swandog September 22, 2005
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Friend Beezy

A female friend whose company is appreciated but sex is secretly longed for.
Oh that? That's just my friend beezy.
by Matty J from Fremont June 9, 2008
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friend of the people

A filthy opportunist without any opinion or integrity. Common amongst politicians or business students.
'I'm a friend of the people', Frank said, 'that's why me and the majority always agree, and the majority is always right... now get me my coffee, my dear friend.'.
by Mitaki June 25, 2008
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fuckdumb friend

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.
"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."
by dkf June 5, 2009
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Tofu Friend

A friend or group of friends who act like those who they are around.
"Dude, Alex was being such a jerk. Usually he is on my side about everything but he was with Ben and TOTALLY being a tofu friend"
by IGreen KnightI April 28, 2009
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Friend Farm

On Myspace or Facebook, to go onto another persons page in order to friend thier friends, with no intention of adding the original person as a friend
"I don't really want to be friends with my sister on facebook, but she has a lot of people I know, so I friend farmed her."

"Wow, you two aren't friends on here, but you have almost identical friend lists!"
"She's probably a friend farmer"

"He asked for my myspace link, but he never friended me"
"You just got friend farmed!"
by Kiddlemidd August 4, 2009
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