fhewt

an rather uncommon spelling mistake of the word "chest"

"that takes a lot off my fhewt"
"what the hell is a fhewt"
"sorry I meant chest"

by nexywexy!! November 22, 2022

fewtility

Not quite so bad as uselessness, but still not having all dat many things going for it.

Claiming affluenza and then fleeing to Mexico is a good example of an exercise in fewtility --- yes, you may indeed actually succeed in gaining yourself a small number of extra days of freedom, but eventually da chickens are gonna come home to roost, and then you'll still get put in da slammer after all.

by QuacksO April 8, 2023

Freetard

When someone who victimise themselves and just pointlessly argue just to be right.

Stop acting like a freetard (Free 🔌 from kik)

by Freetard April 13, 2023

fresta

Fresh start

Yo dawg I'm leaving this town I'm due for a fresta in my life!

by Carrboy Experience April 16, 2023

freetze

dick eater. loves big dicks.

i am a "freetze"

by gay homo sexual August 28, 2023

Frentday

The 8th day of the week in Canada, after Tuesday and before Wednesday.

“What is today?” “Frentday the 22nd of October!”

by Itsthewow September 29, 2023

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023