April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

by Itsjustmeyesme April 01, 2020

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Mo-Fool

short for mutha fuckin fool

hey nigga you a dumb Mo-Fool

by Realdriveby April 01, 2008

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Rapril Fools

The act of telling a chick you are going to rape them, but then say afterwards "April Fools!"

...but then you actually rape them.

tyrant: I havn't been laid in a minute dawg

Big East: Today is a good day if any to play a Rapril Fools joke on some skanky twat.

Tryant: What is that? I pop out of the bushes with a knife and yell you're gonna get raped, then tell them April Fools?

Big Easy: Yea. Then you rape them.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 02, 2020

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