florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes but not always, following excessive activity. It is one of the most enjoyable states known in the universe.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she is the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025

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Florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes, but not always, following excessive activity. It is close to a state of nirvana.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she was the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025

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floriphobia

The fear of Florida.

Dan: “Why is my beautiful mansion in Florida not selling?”

John: “Maybe the hurricanes caused people to have floriphobia.”

by JannRickles March 7, 2025

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Floramble

To walk slowly and mindfully among flowers, often with the intention of calming the mind, connecting with nature, or experiencing joy.

After a stressful week, I went to the botanical garden to floramble. It was exactly what I needed.

by Finalion April 7, 2025

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Floral necrophilia

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025

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