flop smack

when you take off your flip flop and smack somebody in the face with it

shelby: daniel is soooo annoying.

ritchie: then just take off your shoe and flop smack him :D

by xXturndaxgurlXx June 5, 2010

Flop Club

the best discord server about floptok, vee best mod

Person 1: have you joined flop club?
Person 2: girl yess!!!

by dessertsoulxx July 17, 2023

Norwegian alligator dong flop

A sexual act in which the male jumps off a 40 foot ladder, rebounds from a trampoline into a vat of curdled mayonaisse, checks to see if the editors are paying any smegging attention whatsoever to the fabricated juvenile sexual horse crap added to this dictionary daily by giggling 14 year old dimwits, then swims out to perform fellatio on a Chevy Nova. Include the word "anus," an act of random spousal abuse, puerile slander or other general troglodytism for bonus credibility.

This slang dictionary is so packed with Norwegian alligator dong flops by now that browsing it has become dull, offensive and uninformative.

by Feo2 June 8, 2009

flip flop queen

1. a girl named lindsey

2. a term used to describe a girl who has a sincere love for anything flip flop.

3.a person whose ways of thinking or acting are original.

there can be only ONE flip flop queen

by sunbum February 5, 2010

Wretched Flaps

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.

Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps

by Ricky Admin March 9, 2011

Portuguese Flipshit

To sit on the toilet backwards and shit into the toilet.

Richard loves to eat breakfast while performing the Portuguese Flipshit.

Jenny: Did you hear what happened to Brie?
Lilly: Yeah she queefed in health class, right?
Jenny: No the other thing.
Lilly: Oh, no what?

Jenny: She clogged the toilet while performing a Portuguese Flipshit.

by Brie B September 17, 2011

Birmingham belly-flop

a derivative of the "Alabama jackhammer"; a standing "69" in which the woman is upside-down performing fellatio. Once the man senses the nearing of the orgasm he performs an Alabama jackhammer like maneuver in which he belly-flops (still in the 69 position) onto the bed/floor/table, etc., and slams his penis into the back of the woman's throat releasing a heap of semen into the bronchial tubes or esophagus of the woman

"The other day I was 69in'... but standin' up...and when I thought I was gonna cum I pulled a Birmingham belly-flop on my lady and she went "GAH!" and I went "nnnguuuuuuuuuh!!!"

by Dirty Cral Sully January 20, 2009