floor coochie

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.

"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"

by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021

Floor Money

Money one accumulates gradually on their messy floor as a result of throwing jeans, jackets, etc down on the floor. As small change falls out of the pockets it is thus hidden in a sea of clothes, waiting to be collected one day...

Accumulated floor money records have been anything up to £35 in small change.

I'm broke but I have about £10 floor money

by CCHiPs March 19, 2011

Ghost Floor

When the elevator doors open and no one (you can see) gets in or out. This occurs when a being existing outside our physical world needs to go somewhere and is too lazy to take the stairs.

"..... did you hit 6?"

"No. Must be a ghost floor."

by RockDeputy February 4, 2009

Skill Floor

The minimum level of skill needed to use something effectively, commonly in a video game.

In this game, glocks have a low skill floor as they are easy to use.

by Weerrpp November 10, 2022

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

floor waxer

A person who enjoys giving oral pleasure to shaved women.

I went to your mom's house to munch her carpet but ended up becoming a floor waxer instead.

by The Jock Vaguely Entertaining May 31, 2018

Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 30, 2017