Flash fisting

Punching the shite out of a foopa

I was flash fisting that girl so fast she came before I hit her

by That guy you hate May 18, 2013

tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.

Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.

by Professor Krut August 27, 2013

Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.

Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!

by DroppingDaDee May 31, 2014

Jesus Fisting

Fisting somebody with a Jesus Fist while screaming "Jesus take the wheel"

I love Jesus Fisting

by Rexoto July 10, 2014

Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.

Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.

by limitlust August 4, 2014

Russian Firing Squad

Gather Vladimir Putin and the whole Russian gymnastics team. Putin will then continuously mouth bang the whole team until he blows.

Gave em a Russian Firing Squad last night!
Russia Putin Penis blowjob

by WillieTrill May 6, 2015

Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

by DJK707 July 12, 2015