spunk fisting

A woman swallows a load then pukes the cum onto her fist and fists herself to get pregnant.

Greg's mom conceived by spunk fisting.

by Robert Paulson May 27, 2016

Flame Fisting

When you set your whole hand on fire and fist a girls vagina.

I met this girl and she told me she was into flame fisting, that was my first and last time I did that. My whole hand is in pain right now.

by DeniZgamR August 6, 2017

Double Fisting

When someone eats/drinks from both hands simultaneously.

Josh was double fisting pizza and they were both pepperoni.

by TheLaminator June 4, 2019

Furry Fisting

Verb

1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.

Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

I've been finding

Another classic sentence of doom. Said by your parents/teachers/boss when they notice your stash or discover something out of place that could get you punished.

"I've been finding my VCR was being played with. It's not yours, so don't touch it!" "I've been finding brown underwear in my laundry! You're 24 and you still crap your pants??"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

fisting

the act of penetrating ones rectum or vagina with a fist most popular with gays

Johnathan was fisting his boyfriend and he couldnt take it out

by im2dope December 9, 2008

Fisting Ass

A word used to describe someone who won't hurry their ass up

someone who takes their sweet time

a lollygagger

"Khala stop fisting ass!"

by slick weasssel December 17, 2008