Make like a fetus and abort

When you're in too deep and you have to just give up.

Good for shock value mostly.

Person one: Yo man, how is black history going?

Person two: Not good, I had a ten percent. So, I had to make like a fetus and abort.

Make like a fetus and abort by pseudoisopod April 17, 2010

Jesus-to-Fetus

A common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of Jesus' position on the cross. The girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy's side, in fetal position. This is a more advanced cuddling position.

They're getting pretty serious. Homeboy's got her Jesus-To-Fetus

Jesus-to-Fetus by sacuse November 25, 2010

Yeetus Fetus Chicken Fajitas 

Yeetus Fetus Chicken Fajitas is a phrase used to express happiness or it can be said at random times. It is a multi purpose phrase.

Camryn : How are you today ?
Lily : I’m Yeetus Fetus Chicken Fajitas !!

Yeetus Fetus Chicken Fajitas by WordGeek12 March 7, 2019

Yeetus to the Fetus 

Usually meaning a type of slang that youths use to define "yeet" to the fetus, a developing baby in the womb. Yeetus to the Fetus, may be used to "roast", "burn" another person. It can also be used to define a feeling of frustration, but is usually used out of context.

Person 1: "Yeetus to the Fetus!"
Person 2: "Bro, what?"

This example shows someone using the phrase out of context, as in not for an actual meaning.

Yeetus to the Fetus by Kihara Pseudonym January 4, 2019

Harlequin fetus

Y'all wanna know what harlequin fetus is? Google-image it. Actually, don't. Seriously don't. Just as chicken put it, the most horrifying image of a disease anybody has ever seen. The fucking thing scared the shit out of me for months after i saw it. The diesease was first observed in South Carolina by Reverend Oliver Hart.

"On Thursday, April ye 5, 1750, I went to see a most deplorable object of a child, born the night before of one Mary Evans in "Chas"town. It was surprising to all who beheld it, and I scarcely know how to describe it. The skin was dry and hard and seemed to be cracked in many places, somewhat resembling the scales of a fish. The mouth was large and round and open. It had no external nose, but two holes where the nose should have been. The eyes appeared to be lumps of coagulated blood, turned out, about the bigness of a plum, ghastly to behold. It had no external ears, but holes where the ears should be. The hands and feet appeared to be swollen, were cramped up and felt quite hard.
The back part of the head was much open. It made a strange kind of noise, very low, which I cannot describe. It lived about forty-eight hours and was alive when I saw it."
Sucks for anyone who sees it.

Harlequin Fetus kinda looks like a pepperoni pizza.

Harlequin fetus by Bubby the Tour Guide January 16, 2004

Harlequin fetus

A rare birth defect resulting in a baby with several deformities such as red balls for eyes, cracked skin, missing nose and ears, and a mouth disfigured into an erie smile. Not for the faint of heart, as it can be somewhat shocking on first glance. The baby usually dies quickly because of infection due to germs leaking through its cracked skin. Images of a harlequin fetus are often sent to others as jokes, but in my opinion it is sad how others make a joke out of a deeply suffering human being.

Email subject: Cool nude pics! Pamela Anderson!

*User opens email*
*sees Harlequin fetus*

"OMFG!"

Harlequin fetus by KappaWing February 24, 2006

Fully Qualified Fetus 

An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.

"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."

Fully Qualified Fetus by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006