Fetchin' Day

A general exclamation of something happening not to one's liking.

Austin: Fetchin' Day that guy almost crashed into my car!

by Austarn June 17, 2008

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Felcher

A male who sucks the cum out of another male's ass after anal intercourse.

Matt is a sick felcher who felches on demand any number of cum buckets at any time.

by Jade Cryingwolf September 28, 2007

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When someone bends down to perform a Feltch, the other person then farts the semen out of their ass and into the other person's face, much like a shotgun blast. This is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.

I can't get off these days unless I Shotgun Feltch a catholic priest.

by Harold Ramis July 13, 2009

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felching

To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.

From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'

by IAmTylerDurden July 29, 2008

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