museum feet 

Numbness and pain in the feet caused by long periods of standing and slow walking in a museum. A symptom of Museum Leg Syndrome, and very similar to mall feet. The condition is exacerbated when the facility is lacking in benches.

"After four hours in the museum, we each had to take off our shoes and rub our feet. We definitely had museum feet."

museum feet by yes juanito yes September 14, 2014

spongebob feet 

when engaged in walking and your shoes make a squeaking noise for every step you take

*squeak *squeak *squeak *squeak
Gerb- Whata hell is that noise?
Tiny- Nigga I got Spongebob feet, I need new kicks

spongebob feet by LasPlagas April 30, 2010

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet

Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.

Flintstone feet by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016

Arby's Feet 

When a chick's gnarly old toes and bunion feet stick out of her sandals in every direction like a small order of Arby's Curly Fries.

Roger was all set to get a hot foot job from his blind date but he bolted when he got a glimpse of her Arby's Feet. Reminded him of the foot job he got from his grandma.

Arby's Feet by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2017

Mall Feet 

The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading.

There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.

"Honey, you don't need any more bags. Let's go. I'm really tired, and I've had mall feet since the food court."

Mall Feet by SoKyle December 20, 2008

beat your feet 

a dance some teenagers in dc do while listening to gogo.

Ra-Ra stay beatin his feet.

beat your feet by Antonio October 18, 2004

educated feet 

One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).

JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"

*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."

educated feet by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004