Failburg

A very long, great, but misunderstood catastrophe that nobody can possibly understand.

"Did you see the failburg?"
"Yeah..what the fuck was that?"

by FishnBicycle March 1, 2010

Failbooking

Getting on Facebook right after one of their many irritating layout changes and not knowing how to do anything like upload photos or find your notifications.

Bobby: Have you seen the new Facebook layout?

Jeffrey: Dude yes. I was sitting there Failbooking for like 5 hours yesterday trying to figure out how to upload a photo!

by happyho April 8, 2010

Fail nail

Basically a Problem with something you have created. in the example of a story it can be anything from forgetting to add a comma to the lack of a plot.

Author: dude i just finished my story! i spent like 3 months hammering all the Fail Nails out of it though! >_< but now im sure its ready for the public!

Friend: Sic! *reads it...1 week later* dude....this book sucks! you forgot the biggest Fail nail of all! THERES NO PLOT!

Author: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Its just like Twilight! D:

by \m/Metal\m/ September 11, 2010

Failbreak

A jailbreak that can't run tweaks.

Did chpwn release his jailbreak?

Nah bro, it's a failbreak

by kirb January 6, 2013

Failenoscopy

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera

I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.

by Momma_1 July 1, 2019

failed abortion

lol me

ha failed abortion

by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020

infinite fail

The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest

Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement

by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009