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fake friendship

A fake friendship is a non-romantic relationship you have with someone that is not genuine. Either party in this kind of friendship may talk bad about the other behind their back, lie, steal, cheat and ultimately should not be trusted. The worst part about a fake friendship is one or both people in the relationship usually act like they're best friends while in front of each other.
I told this girl, I'm tired of our fake friendship because she always talks bad about me to her boyfriend and makes fun of me all of the time when I'm not there.
by Yours truly052012 November 10, 2013
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Faisexual

A retro term for being sexually involved with Fai.
Wow look at this group of Faisexuals
by Curry-senpai June 18, 2019
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Fake fan

Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area
Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"

Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?

Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"

Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"

Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"

Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
by Harry69 October 23, 2011
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fake friend

A person who is only your friend when he needs or wants something from you. After he gets what he wants, he ignores you until he wants something else.
Sao is such a fake friend. He only hangs out with me when he wants a favor from me.
by Angel June 21, 2003
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faikakala

Damn that girl is so faikakala!
by jazzaayy October 31, 2007
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Fake Girl

A girl, typically between the ages of 14 and 25, who is so completely insecure about her looks that she has to change her entire appearance to resemble that of a cheap hooker, just to make herself feel "hotter."
These girls can be easily recognized by their ratty bleached hair, fake-bake orange "tans," pounds of makeup caked on their faces, slutty outfits and eerie ability to make the duck face in almost all of their photos.
-Guy #1: "I don't want to date a fake girl, I prefer a natural beauty any day!"

Guy #2: "Fake girls are so ugly, yet they always think they're so hot."
by YouDontNeedToKnowHaha May 15, 2011
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fake

A person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim's soul in the process. Symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, phony, Botox-looking smile the entire time, saying "Hiiiiii! How are you!" a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that's so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. A fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
A fake meeting her victim:

Fake: Hiiiiiii! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything.
Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before.
Fake (under breath): Ha! She took the bait! THIS is gonna be good!
by the-anomaly July 5, 2006
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