Facebook

The new fad social-site where one can post photos to show they've a social life, add people they barely know to bulk up their ''friends list'' & post pointless statuses.

...Basically another Bebo/Myspace that is doomed from the start

Guy1 status: ''had the nicest steak for dinner today''
Friends comment: ''yeah? cool was it nice''
Guy1: ''unbelievable, hey did you get those photos up from last night that we specifically took for facebook, man our weekend ruled...HEY EVERYBODY OUR WEEKEND WAS UNBELIEVABLE''

by abba123 October 1, 2010

Facebook

A place where a bunch of Pedos, Slutty girls, and bad parents waste their lives away talking to walls, putting millions of photos up, stalking girls, playing shitty games and also where murderers find their prey.

I need to do an assignment.. meh.. Time for facebook.

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010

Facebook

The easiest, cheapest, dirtiest way of creating drama and advertising it to the world.

Guy #1: Dude I hate that girl in that class... Im going to post a status on Facebook referenceing to her but not using her name, and make it obvious its her. Then ill notate every small things wrong about her and make her feel like shit by displaying it to the world.

Guy #2: O.O...
Guy #2: Your a twisted SoB... >_>

by Dr crayzee July 9, 2010

facebook

Facebook is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills.

Friend 1: Hey wassup?
Friend 2: I have lots of friends and you don't have friends because you don't have a facebook! HAHAHA!

Stupid Girl Talking Over Phone 1: So I'll see you in FB?

by Pepolshet August 11, 2010

Facebook

A social network site that is home to stalkers, rapist, child molesters, teenagers (more girls than boys), collage students, and 8-12 year olds who think its cool to friend random people and will most likey fall victim to a rapist/child molesters due to ignorance of false advertising queers.

And is now becoming home to more stalker/rapists/child molesters because of the new thing coming to their site: a locater that tells where people facebooking on their cell phones or laptops (mobile) are, almost the exact location. coming sometime late 2010 or in 2011 i think.

Smart guy: whoever invented facebook must like allowing people to find other people to stalk/rape/child molest, also its for loser and, according to UD, college kids.

Duhm girl: No, Face book is cool i have like 19539 friends!

Smart guy: do you know any of them?

Duhm girl: uh only 6 or 7.

Smart guy: well have fun getting stalked/ raped/child molested, girl that looks hot but actually is stupid.

by Waffles492 August 22, 2010

facebook

a cure for insomnia

dude 1: i cant sleep...the doc told me i suffer from insomnia and gave me meds but they dont work!

dude 2: try facebook, that'll fix ya right up!

by jash nasti February 4, 2008

facebooking

The act of spreading your butt cheeks over someones face and slamming them closed. Do this in the same way you would slam the face of a book closed while it is resting on its spine.

"Steve pissed me off, so after my mile long jog I gave him a sweaty/steamy facebooking!"

by Dave Webb April 5, 2008