fashion slave

Someone who is a slave to fashion, in spite of violating the rule of "form follows function".

The fashion slave was wearing his hooded sweatshirt (hood up) while sitting at a bus-stop in the blazing sun.

by pRODIGAL1 January 7, 2012

Old Fashioned

A simple penis rub just like grandpa used to get from grandma

Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!

by SlopNChop May 27, 2017

Fashion Nerd

Someone who thinks they are pulling off a new fashion with ease, but in reality they look like an idiot

"Hun, you are such a fashion nerd. Those Sunglasses are so not you...."

by that_just_happened February 22, 2007

fashionate

v. 1. to transfix and hold spellbound by an irresistible outfit, ie there is lots of fashionating stuff going on in New York this week.

Fashionated is derived from the Latin fashionare, which loosely translates to “what the fuck is that dude wearing?”

by terriblog October 1, 2009

Fashion bug Internet

When you are online gaming and someones internet is laggy.

Hey, why did you leave the game? Is your Fashion Bug Internet acting up again?

You should go pay your FBI so you can get a decent connection.

by Dome Pla February 24, 2010

Farshided

To lose your job for following the policy. To lose your job because rich families can use their money to cover up their kids mistakes.

I was farshided out of my job last week for following the rules.

by farshidsupporter December 14, 2011

Fashionism

Fashionism is a government ruled by those with the best sense in fashion. They hold fashion contests instead of elections or a royal family.

Kanye West is running in the 2020 elections for the fashionism party

by Christian Writer September 1, 2018