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Porridge fail

Porridge fail is a person, whom fails at making porridge,

There porridge making skills are below zero, it is near impossible for them to make porridge,

-My little brother was the first person classified as porridge fail.
-Little brother walks in with slop that should be porridge-
Me- "what the hell is that?"
Him- "Porridge dumb ass"
Me- " listen boy I know porridge and that is NOT porridge, you my friend are a Porridge fail"
by RTOONS42 June 13, 2009
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ricardo fail

noun: when a teacher underestimates a students capability in finding the answer online, leading to the teacher being lazy and copying questions from the world wide web ie. sparknotes
person 1: hey did you do that essay for english?
person 2: Yeah! i found it on sparknotes, the question and the answer

person 1: HAHA RICARDO FAIL!
by AWESOME 101 March 31, 2011
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Gale Fail

Basically the entire plot of The Hunger Games in two words. It is used as derogatory slang for the series.
Person #1: Did you like The Hunger Games?

Person #2: You mean that Gale Fail? I couldn't even finish reading that garbage.
by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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what the fail

when witnessing a failure in which you are confused as to how the failure happened or came to be.
colleen: OMG Brian did you just see what happened to that guy.
Brian: NO! OMG what the fail!?
by bricol7000 November 2, 2008
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Failasaurus Rex

A very large dinosaur, akin to the T-Rex, but much more fail... It was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. Now used in the Mid-Michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. In fact, their entire existence seems to be FAIL.
Person1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Person2:Yeah, I heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with sexual harassment.
Person3: Jimmy's a total Failasaurus Rex.
by Azraelsfall January 13, 2009
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Failbox 360

The Xbox 360, which has more hardware failures than the Windows Operating System has viruses. You have to pay for the Xbox Live subscription, 99.99% of the DLC in one form or another, and it does not support true High-Def gameplay.

Take about $500, buy a PS3 for $299, then pick up a second controller and charge cord for about &75, then use the rest of your cash to buy some good games and maybe a little DLC.
Gamer 1: Man, how in the f**k could this thing RROD again after everything I've tried?

Gamer 2: Nice Failbox 360..........save yourself a headache and buy a PS3.

Gamer 1: STFU
by Xbox-hata' October 7, 2010
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frailed

The state of being when a few things go wrong, a person gets rattled, and the wheels fall off. Often occurring in sporting events where the performance of one central athlete has a great effect on the game as a whole.
Bro was looking good out there for a couple innings but he just got frailed after that third cigarette and the second double.
by blaaaaaze April 23, 2010
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