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console exclusive

A term Xbox fanboys use to describe a multiplatform game that's available on Xbox but not the Playstation.
Sorry you PS4 fanboys can't play Titanfall, it's a console exclusive.
by Urban Truth November 7, 2013
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excuses are like asses

The full phrase is "Excuses are like asses; everybody's got em." There are many variations on this phrase; for example, some people may add "and they all stink" to the end, or change "asses" to "assholes." The phrase appears to have evolved from the related phrase, "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one."
"It wasn't my fault I was late, the traffic was bad!"
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."
by progamer124 May 23, 2004
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Exclusive Epsilion

The epsilion line of Sigma Beta Rho Fraternity Inc. at the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia.
Exclusive Epsilion includes Brothers Hirudo, Dux Ducis, Fidelis, & Benedicto!
by SigRho Soldier June 4, 2009
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exclusively mutual

when two events can occur only in conjunction with one another, i.e. neither one can occur without the other
Legend has it that being a tree-hugger and being a hippie are exclusively mutual.

Liberal: "Being homophobic and having repressed homosexual desires are exclusively mutual."
Conservative: "Hah, that's a good one."
Liberal: "Remember that recurring dream you told me about?"
Conservative: "...fuck"

Tim: "I wanna hook up with Kim, but Stacy's my girlfriend"
John: "I don't understand...those are exclusively mutual aren't they?"
Tim: "Whaaa..?"
John: "If you break up with Stacy, Kim will be pissed cuz they're good friends. a.k.a. no Kim for you. On the other hand, if you don't hook up with Kim, Stacy will get bored of your drama-lacking relationship and eventually dump you. And then Kim will think you're a loser, and again no Kim for you.
Tim: You are a genius. I'll be right back
by javaman199 July 13, 2013
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console exclusive

a practice where games get released a few months (or years) later on PC compared to Xbox, switch or playstation so unsuspecting gamers will think they have to buy a console.
horizon zero dawn is a console exclusive. now also on PC.
by JJadx November 26, 2020
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excuse my french

what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'
Excuse my French, but I would like to fuck a bitch,
by Jacques Chirac November 1, 2003
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Excuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.
"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."
by PoliPotter April 13, 2009
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