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english english

when english people talk using mostly english slang.
near to imposible for people from other counties to understand.
sometimes it can be misunderstood by english people.
his faja:i coulda had it away with this fucking julie my old china.
austin:are you telling pork pies in a bag of tripe? if u were feeling horney why couldn't you just have a jay Arthur.
his faja: what? Billy no mates?
austin:too right you.

roughly translated...
his faja:i could have been fucking this sexy lady my friend.
austin:are you telling lies?,if u were horney why could you pleasure yourself?
his faja: what alone?
austin:yea.
by Stevie C June 16, 2005
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old english

by BanginShorty4 August 13, 2006
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english people

every english person is different, whether they're arrogant arseholes or good- hearted people. They're not smug or full of themselves, just proud to be part of a nation that has made a contribution (be it good or bad) to the world.

the weather kind of sucks and no don't hate all americans just pathetic ones who think they own the world and everything in it. I AM NOT SAYING THAT THAT IS EVERY AMERICAN!!

Strong people who constantly put up with the prejudice views of other nations but still think good of them.

Famous for comedy and fish n chips and beer. Famous for james bond and the queen and will shakespeare and cups of tea :D

Tip: english people are english, not british. there is a difference!!! xoxo
'english people are from england. scottish are from scotland. irish people are from ireland. welsh people are from wales. these are all different!'
by thoseenglishgirls February 17, 2010
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[English Breakfast]

During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an English Breakfast.

"If you step out of line again, I will give you an English Breakfastwith puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
by D. Butter January 26, 2009
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American English

What happens when you send a bunch of people who can't spell to colonise a continent.
Hahaha! na, you guys are all right.”
-Flexo
by Angry Loner March 3, 2007
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English teacher science

(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.

A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.
by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004
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English grammar

Ben and Matt only talk with English grammar.
by AMERICAN November 2, 2003
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