Emonic

When electronics are not working properly or doing the complete opposite of what they are intended to do as if seemingly possessed by evil beings...

1 - "Damn Kyle, my cell phone deleted all my contacts again."
"That sucks Dave, friggin' thing must be emonic"

2 - "Honey!!!, the microwaves not working again"
"I know, damned things emonic, lets just get a new one."

by dark_steihl May 3, 2008

emonics

v. 1. lyrics to emotional music (emo). 2. Description of how the "emo scene" communicates .

1. Heart wound healing's new album had some great emonics.

2. Kid 1 - you cut your wrists?

Kid 2 - yea, down the river and across the tracks.

by Dustin M. B. May 8, 2008

Elton Jon

1. "Elton Jon" refers to the white ring of powder left around ones nostril after snorting a line of powdered drugs such as ketamine, cocaine and mephadrone.
The definition came about when a crackhead said the lind "melted elton john into a polo, what happens to the wholes in polos?".

2. Polo means the same thing.

son your elton jon is showing, fix up

by number1eltonfan October 12, 2010

Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing

Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?

by Elton John cultist May 24, 2021

hoe-emon

little "poket monsters", also known as midget, hoes

joe: hey i got 15 hoe-emon

jack:lucky i only got 12

joe: but mine are all gay

jack:hahahahhaahhaahahahahahahaahhah

by jack papodinoff June 28, 2006

emong

A backward gnome.

Basically, a little special, or mentally challenged person.

(In the changing rooms of a clothing store. Betty is kindly waiting outside to give her opinion on the outfits cal is trying on.)

Carol-Ann: What top am I trying on first??

Betty: I dunno, the curtains shut, I can't see can I...

Carol-Ann: I'm not asking you to guess...I'm asking which one I should try on first. You emong.

by MrsTattyHead December 2, 2009

Emoney

One who calls himself Emoney is known as a huge facebook creep that has interests in girls younger than he. They enjoy sports without moment such as baseball, and tend to be cocky when he cannot even make a friend. They do not get out often. Plural form is Emonei (Gosh darn, hopefully you never run into more than one!)

Emoney creeped my pictures and did dirty things to them at 3 AM in the morning.

by Janet Johnson June 20, 2008