emergency

what you text your bff when either

a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic

bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie

by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 5, 2021

emergency tin

When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!

Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit”
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”

by Chasingkatz May 1, 2018

emerges

to find lovers , especially at the young adult age

Honey bees emerges and mate , after which the female will lay eggs .

by TQP January 10, 2018

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

emergent misalignment

How errors in one area of AI responses can infect other areas of the AI's responses, unrelated, causing wrong or biased answers.

Grok's responses to questions about Elon Musk resulted in emergent misalignment in other areas of the information about Mr. Musk.

by anonymous June 20, 2025

Emergency

When you have to fart in class but you want to warn your homie to hold his nose so he won't be affected by the fart, you scream ''Emergency'' in a Russian Accent.

''Blyat Emergency!''

''Ok dawg.''

by Arkadoi.YR June 27, 2018