earth momma

groovy crunchy-granola mom-type who cherishes and takes care of anything and everything around her without question

That earth momma down the street raises her own vegetables and her own children.

by suunflowerss July 15, 2005

Google Earth

1) Software developed by Google which enables you to search the entire globe through satellite images.

2) My new crack.

I could see my car in the driveway with Google Earth.

by goo August 27, 2005

Flat Earth

A baseless "theory" conspiracy supported by a bunch of people who mindlessly follow it like a nonsensical cult. It has no evidence to back it up whatsoever, and any evidence that the flat earthers bring up can quickly be rebutted by a reasonably smart and logic-minded person, like me.

Guy: The earth is flat, globetards! Flat Earth is right!
Me: It's not. Can you explain why we have two hemispheres and they have different stars?
Guy: What? Fuck you! You are stupid and uneducated!

by Xosmic February 16, 2021

earlhamite

One who attends Earlham College in Richmond, Indiana.

person 1: "Darn, I just smoked all my weed."

person 2: "I mean, what's mine is yours, fellow Earlhamite."

by gigio pizza February 22, 2008

going to middle earth

Tripping on dextromethorphan

"hey man whats up"
"im going to middle earth"

by cholcomb October 10, 2005

woman ears

1. Interpreting a comment to be the opposite of what is intended.

2. When a statement is taken to have the worst possible meaning, especially in the case of a complement.

He said she looked nice today, but all her woman ears heard was she usually looks terrible, has a fat butt, dresses like a whore, and wears too much / not enough make up.

by Miss Chievous November 10, 2008

earlham

Earlham College is a Quaker school in Richmond, Indiana. It is one of the top 100 liberal arts colleges in the nation. It boasts a large hippie/liberal population.

"That was just some Earlham students, out scaring the normals."
"I am not sure if I will be accepted to Earlham."

by Lixt May 14, 2005