Expert Carpet Cleaner

When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.

guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner

by Matt1997 June 19, 2011

explecterating

Everything and anything

I can be explecterating

by Random51 April 3, 2015

Expert Method

The expert method is a kind of theoretical thinking developed in Malmo, Sweden. The method is powered by having a group of assigned "experts" that state facts with questions such as: Are the dinosaurs really extinct? The "experts" will then state their answers/opinions an conclude a result by the average of the results. The method is currently used for confirming facts in learning purposes.

Expert method:
questioner: Is he done playing the game?
expert 1. Yes
expert 2. yes
expert 3. no
expert 4. yes
expert 5.no
questioner: The result is a "strong maybe"

by The supreme expert(L) February 1, 2018

Expertness

To be at a high level or degree in particular field.

Expert

In my expertness, I believe you are unqualified for a position at this firm.

by Rantrx February 7, 2018

expertish

Someone who has some expertise, but not a full blown expert.

My coach is expertish, but he never played ball so he isn’t an expert

by mrmurpal02 July 5, 2018

Expertisas

A lady expert of computers.

Scammer girl when trying to help a girl victim with her supposed broken computer: "I get it, it's an old computer and you're not an expertisas, i will 'diagnox' your computer"

by bad_turbulence March 18, 2019

Expertness

Expertness: (noun)
Person who is

more knowledgeable than anyone else

"excuse me for being incorrect, your Expertness"

by Smithereen March 24, 2019