dirty dumpling

When a girl takes a massive shit in a long sock and smacks you over the head with it.

when you've been a bad boy, you're wife takes it out on you and gives you a dirty dumpling

by poopie brainers 9919 September 25, 2021

Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018

Dumpling Noodles

Another word for Ravioli when youre a wittle slow and cant think of "Ravioli"

"mom, can i have some more uh uhmmmmmm" *points at plate with fork rapidly* "what are these called.... Dumpling noodles?!"

by Calli girl January 24, 2019

Dumple

The large dough ball you pull dumplings out of.

Hold up let me get the dumple so we can make Chicken and Dumplings

by Vintage_Warhawk May 13, 2019

Soup Dumpling

When you cum in your homie's ass and when you pull out it partially prolapses, thus resembling a soup dumpling.

Fred gave him the biggest soup dumpling of his life, he couldn't walk after.

by I Lyk Gaymans November 1, 2020

Dumpling

When a poop session is rushed and you’re only able to push out the tip of the ice berg.

I had to take a monster poo but my girlfriend rushed me so I only left a few dumplings.

by BigBodyBugatti July 12, 2018

steamed dumpling

A form of foreplay in which a female places her mouth around a man's clothed genitals and blows hot air. The result is a steamed dumpling.

Ian went crazy when he got his first steamed dumpling.

It's freezing in here; can you give me a steamed dumpling?

I got my dumpling steamed!

by Dumplingsteamer May 4, 2010