Dorito

A girl who literally look like a Dorito chip from wearing to much makeup when its all caked on.

She is SUCH a dorito!
I know! Look at all her makeup, its totally disgusting.

by DoritoHater March 3, 2011

Lesbian Doritos

Fresh popcorn cooked in vegetable oil and sprinkled with salt and nutritional Yeast

OMG I have these vegans coming over to watch the movie, I guess I'll have to whip up some lesbian doritos so they can have a snack.

by Jaybirdinaustin November 15, 2011

eating Doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.

Paul: "So they just started eating Doritos on your bed?"
Rob: "Yeah dude, I had to just sit there a watch"

by Guy with No Life & 2 much time November 5, 2012

Dorito Chip

A girl's bush trimmed down into a triangualr shape, like a dorito.

Man she has a cute Dorito Chip.

by BlueMan1 September 12, 2006

haven Doritos

|hay-vin door-eat-toes|

Cooler Ranch Doritos which have an excessive amount of seasoning and flavouring to them.

There are usually a few chips in each bag at which are excessively covered in seasoning.

To most people these are the best because of their strong flavour and good taste.

These usually lead to benny havens.

Oh sick! I got another haven Dorito! These are so good! There's so much flavour to them and this bag has so many haven Doritos!

by MrJARichard March 12, 2010

Mrs Doubtfire

when a male ejaculates on you while yelling to-ta-lu, leaving you with a face full of cream.

I totally blew my load all over her face, she got a serious Mrs Doubtfire

by Scooter McBaksis August 28, 2010

doubt it

The ultimate come back. Perfect for use in arguments or for randomly injecting into conversations.

"you're gay"

"doubt it, famo!"

by Mr_Twirly July 20, 2008