Douchlexic

Someone has this syndrome when normally they are cool and alright to be around. Sometimes, though, instead of being forgetful or mixing up numbers like a dyslexic they act like a douche, usually without warning and in public.

Me: Why is Eddie ready to fight that guy who bumped into him? Eddie's usually calm and the guy apologized too.

You: He's douchlexic. Occasionally he acts like a Douche and everyone knows he's wrong.

by joeypaisano June 12, 2011

FPS Doug

A character in an awesome film series titled Pure Pwnage.

FPS Doug plays FPS games and pwns n00bs. He's fond of saying "BOOM HEADSHOT!" and is generally 1337.

Shit, I just got pwned by FPS Doug.

by Pwnage Fan December 13, 2004

Douche Factory

Any business or scholastic entity that attracts douchebags or promotes douchebaggery to the extent that the vast majority of the members of that entity become douchebags. Douche factories are frequently law firms, real estate agencies, fraternity houses, or the University of Tennessee.

Hey, why did Steve change his name to Brody, start over-gelling his hair, wearing sunglasses upside down and backwards on his head, and carrying his man-bag around everywhere, even to the movie theater?

Yeah, he was fine until he started working for Remax and driving that smart-car.

Oh man, that place is such a douche factory.

by nomanbags April 1, 2010

Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed Jerk and Asshole but hasn't quite reached Motherfucker

John is being a douchebag toward Taylor by telling everyone her secrets.

by spbwhat May 11, 2016

Doucheberg

Someone who at first meeting shows a little bit of their douche self, but on getting to know them better, the full extent of their doucheness becomes apparent. (Likened to the iceberg that only shows a small fraction of its total size)

Upon seeing a known douchebag coming at him he said in his best captain's voice, "Doucheberg straight ahead!"

by The_real_mr_fantastic December 2, 2016

Douche Taggery

Tagging someone in an event they are not playing at, a part of, or have ever been to. Tagging someone in a picture/image that is completely unrelated to their known interests. Douche Tagging someone to further your purpose by affiliating someone else with your event/picture to get more likes/interest. Another Version/Lowest form of Tag Spam: Douche Tag/Taggery.

This promoter is tagging every known DJ on this flyer , his level of Douche Taggery rises with every event.

by Professional Kid September 6, 2013

DUI Triple Double

A DUI triple double is where you go twice the speed limit, have twice the allowed amount of alcohol in your system, and flee twice after being detained.

Suspect: I am averaging a DUI Triple Double this year.

Cop: You're proud of that?

by PWS27 May 22, 2017