dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.

"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Dookie Piss

Noun: When ones defecation has the same consistancy of that of urine.

Employee F: Ugh!!! I have terrible diarrhea. My butt has been running like a faucet all day!

Employee C: Yo man, you got the Dookie Piss.

by Too Far 2 REACH July 5, 2011

smoked a dookie

To smoke a PCP/crack cocaine laced marijuana cigarette.

Freeze, down on the ground , why are you naked?

"I smoked a dookie officer ."

by Antwan Swisher September 2, 2017

horse dookie

Horse shit!!!!

Be careful where you are walking,you might step in a pile of horse dookie!!

by FIREJACKER March 10, 2017

dooky ring

The circle of crusty, unwashed, hard to reach shit residue that surrounds someone's asshole.

Brad: Yo, you finally tried tossing the salad with Michelle last night?
Tony: Hell no, that girl got a dooky ring! I ain't going in all that!

by Will.B.Watching August 9, 2016

Dookie lick

A really good deal on something.

David:"My boy said he would throw in those tires and rims for two hundred extra bucks."
Dan:"Hell yea man, you should do that. That's a dookie lick."

by AM1tchell February 24, 2017

dookie ass

it means something that truly sucks, atrocious, awful, and sometimes just lame.

"hey did you read that new 50 shades book?" "no way man that shit's dookie ass!"

by mrsapiosexual :-) December 15, 2022