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Disastatastrophe

Pronounced dizástá tástrəfee

Cleverly put together words Disaster and Catastrophe.

1.) A situation which may be called a disaster or catastrophe or even worse, both.

Original Source - Said by "Ted Bear" in one of Cyanide and Happiness' YouTube videos.

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Ted Bear - "Here's the scenario, you're on an international flight and the best has gone dodgy. Perhaps a albatross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate and smacks right into it! Muckin' up your one snug commute to a spiraling disastatastrophe.
by SantaGuyDudePerson December 26, 2011
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disastrous

A disaster of a certain magnitude in a sense. Can be used in the upmost dire situations. Relative to oneself usually in a sense
A Disastrous weather event, “life throws you a curveball”.
by Lolz for dayz August 15, 2019
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Anal Disc Jockey

A person who listens to weird music while getting pounded in the ass.
"Why did you leave me"? "Because your a fucking anal disc jockey. Duh!"
by neas tnek November 27, 2009
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disasterbate

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.
- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...
by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004
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master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place
he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.
by Guy Williams July 27, 2006
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Disc Fucker

Someone who's dick is so tiny that it can fit in the middle of a CD-ROM.
My friend bought the new Britney Spears; then furiously had sex with it. And I said, "dude, you disc fucker!"
My friend got his penis all sliced up because he is a compulsive disc fucker.
by Freddy Delahue February 13, 2006
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disaster mocker

Someone, usually with the first name of Brandon, who mocks disaster victims focusing on flood victims.
Brandon - HaHa that guy died in a flood.

Jeremy - Hey it isn't cool to be a disaster mocker.

Brandon - HaHa some guy died in a mudslide.

Lance - Stop being ignorant about the consequenses of disasters. 6 people die ever 4 decades in floods. That is one persone every 2,439 days.

Brandon - Stop being a flood worrier.

Scott C. - This is no joking matter, my goat died in a flood.

Brandon - Goat roper.
by utes499 June 13, 2011
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