disastrous

A disaster of a certain magnitude in a sense. Can be used in the upmost dire situations. Relative to oneself usually in a sense

A Disastrous weather event, “life throws you a curveball”.

by Lolz for dayz August 15, 2019

disasterbate

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.

- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...

by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004

disasterbation

The act of masturbating so hard and so intensely that your penis falls off into a dark hole/vortex only to be later eaten by angry sexually frustrated unicorns.

"Last night I disasterbated, and it seems I will never be sexually pleased again. Cursed disasterbation !"

by electra fidelis April 12, 2009

Disasterbation

A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.

She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation

by AAADDAAA March 4, 2011

disasterqueef

A queef that occurs during sex that is so severe it kills the boner and may induce impotence

Larry: Did you hear about Gabe?
Jason: Nope
Larry: Him and Becky were getting in good when she let out a disasterqueef!!
Jason: Man, fuck that!
Larry: Gabe can only get wood now by going to the forest.

by von groovy May 3, 2019

Disasterpiece

Def 1: A song off of Slipknots second studio album, Iowa

Def 2: An artwork that is well made but fucked up

1: Nibba 1: Yo, dude what's your favorite metal song
Nibba 2: Disasterpiece

2: Nibba 3: Dude, I saw Rule34 of Kanna Kamui

Nibba 4: Nigga, That's a Disasterpiece

by Putthatbeatdownlikethefamdog November 7, 2019

Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate American often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.

Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.

by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021