Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

what is not relate to one direction

nothing.absolutely nothing.

we live in their world

Person 1: omg look at the beautiful blue sky !
the other person:( like louis :eyes, microphone ,louis blue ect) yeah very pretty
WHAT IS NOT RELATE TO ONE DIRECTION ? EVEN THE SKY IS

by iamkirikouandalouies November 24, 2021

Direct Hits

Compilation album of B-sides and Rarities released October 12,1968 in the U.K. and November 30 of the same year in the U.S. by The Who.

Direct Hits:
1."Disguises"
2."Run, Run, Run"
3."Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"
4."I Can't Reach You"
5."Our Love Was, Is"
6."Call Me Lightning"
7."Magic Bus"
8."Someone's Coming"
9."Doctor, Doctor"
10."Bucket T"
11."Pictures of Lily"

by Taxman September 18, 2006

Directions back to Rhode Island

When your driving in Massachusetts, surrounded by Rhode Island drivers, and you give them the finger. This is justified due to the fact that they suck at driving, they saturate the roads as far north as the New Hampshire line and the lingering notion that there are no cars in Rhode Island because they are causing all the traffic in Boston.

Jay: There's so much traffic today.
Joe: Yea, I been giving just about everyone directions back to Rhode Island.

by risucks August 1, 2011

One Direction Erection Infection

A serious condition in which you begin to be aroused by dudes...Like One Direction.....

Dude, did you hear about Tim? He got the One Direction Erection Infection

by rentedjayhawk January 11, 2018

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

I Fart In your general direction!

A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003