by mmmmiiiaaaammmm June 9, 2022

A dilf is Paul Olden, a sexy middle aged man who is sexually attractive to young girls. Paul Olden is rare its only found in Cape Paterson.
by RangaRangaDingDang December 4, 2018

by dilfrry February 17, 2021

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

Dilf: Dads I’d Like to Fuck, a dilf is an attractive looking old(ish) man that has children and is someone you would like to fuck
Person 1: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HOT ANIME CHARACTER KYOUSUKE HORIMIYA HE’S SUCH A DILF!
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us
by Im dead bro stop talking to me July 9, 2022

by meowmeowpusspuss November 3, 2022
