dialog

It's a combination of diarrhea and a real solid poop diarrhea + log. Usually occurs when the diarrhea causing agent is a minor part of the meal.

I had some really spicy sushi so I ended up doing a dialog.

by D-monster November 2, 2008

drunk dial

the best way to tell the chick you are infatuated with that you want to sleep with her in the near future. it is often helped if the number of beers your mates have drunk is also quite high and they are very perswasive

billy: im not sure if i should tell jane how i feel about her
bob: go for it dude, what can go wrong?
billy: ive had 6 beers in the last hour i dunno
bob: nah man, you gotta tell her sometime, i will help you out
billy: yeah alright, wheres my phone, time to drunk dial jane

by super billy bob October 24, 2006

dial it in

To set up everything completely, precisely, and perfectly. Usually relating to something mechanical or creative. The phrase comes from tuning engines. Mechanics set contact points for the electrical system of the engine and then "dial in" the timing so it will run perfectly.

If we're going to take the whole engine apart, let's get some new parts and dial it in before we put it back together.

Can also be used in other tenses and variations like:

I'm going to dial in that letter to my landlord before I send it out.

That bike needs to be dialed in before we take it to the track.

I was dialing it in yesterday so that it would be ready for the trip.

by slambert11 January 22, 2009

dialups

Very thin lips not good for fellatio. The opposite of DSLs. Usually leaves racetracks.

She's got some dialups.

by JPE May 12, 2004

diealtreda

made up disease invented by a lazy person good way to escape work any sudden movement will kill you

"Mike come on man!" "I can't boss I got diealtreda any suddeny movement will kill me!"

by lucky luke September 4, 2008

dialag

Dialog in a film or play that tends to drag on, which usually has nothing to with the plot and only results in boring its audience.

Transporter 3 would have been a great movie had it not have been for all the dialag.

by kdog9271 October 24, 2009

dialled in

exhibiting total concentration on and mastery of the task in hand

this guy is dialled in driving.

by AmiR November 11, 2013